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Look at all of those chickens.

Campanile bells replaced with rubber chickens

Malibu Schmootz, Former Infant • Mar 29, 2023

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GIVEAWAY ALERT!

GIVEAWAY ALERT!

Malibu Schmootz, Former Infant • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Schindler Education Center!

Schindler Education Center takes flight

Carl McChristensen, Human Bean • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

He is free.

Campanile calamity: UNI’s iconic structure vanished into the night!

Nuke Neighbors , Some Guy • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

UNI squirrels celebrate a valiant victory over the NSIG members. However, the NISG members are determined to fight to take their office back.

Student Government taken over by Revolutionary UNI squirrels

Carl McChristensen, Human Bean • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

We are food critics.

The battle of the fries

Pineapple Benitez & Macaroni Goblin , Editor-in-Teeth & Always a Gouda Time • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

BJ Green, CJ Green, DJ Green, EJ Green and TJ Green practice their dribbling inside the McLeod Center.

The Greens are back in town

David 'Winner' Warrington, Go Sports!!!! • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

Rex Goodboy practices the 100-meter dash. Goodboy is quickly making history on the UNI track team and seems likely to be one of the top sprinters this season.

Track team to test ‘Air Bud’ legal theory with Rex Goodboy

Caden 'Canine' Shea, Sports Dude • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

Sophomore accounting student Ben Jacobsen signs his contract to be the next Head Coach of UNI men’s basketball.

Contract error lifts accountant to coach

Adam 'Not Jacobsen' Johnson , Sports Dude • Mar 29, 2023

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New UNI men’s basketball Head Coach Ben Jacobsen spoke to the media after accidentally hiring Brian Ferentz, Iowa football’s Offensive Coordinator.

New men’s basketball coach bungles first hire

Drew's Over The Hill , Sports Dude • Mar 29, 2023

The French Fry is completely satire. Any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the French Fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect...

UNI squirrels have taken up arms against humans in a revolutionary fight for freedom and vengeance.

Squirrels of UNI mount violent rodent revolution

Carl McChristensen, Human Bean • Mar 31, 2022

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Since the dining centers have used Zoopals plates, an unprecedented improvement in mental health and moral has been reported.

Dining halls introduce latest in dishware saga: Zoopals

Malibu Schmootz, Former Infant • Mar 31, 2022

This article is completely satire, any resemblance to any real person is completely coincidental. The statements in the french fry do not reflect the views of the Northern Iowan, nor do they reflect the...

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