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UNI President Nark Mook announces new position as Sappa Kigma’s president
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UNI President Nark Mook announces new position as Sappa Kigma’s president

In a move that has left faculty and students confused, University of Northern Iowa President Nark Mook announced Monday that he will be stepping down from his administrative position to pursue what he called “a higher calling” — serving as next year’s president of the Sappa Kigma fraternity.

Standing behind a podium redecorated with Greek letters and what appeared to be a borrowed “Saturdays are for the boys” flag, Mook addressed a stunned audience.

“Some leaders are called to serve institutions,” Mook said. “Others are called to serve brotherhoods. And a select few — like myself — are called to organize themed parties and ensure the basement speakers are functioning at optimal levels.”

The announcement comes as a surprise to many, given Mook’s previous focus on enrollment growth, academic excellence and using “pookie” on social media.

According to insiders, the transition had been in the works for months. One anonymous fraternity member reported that Mook “absolutely crushed” the interview process.

“He came in with a full PowerPoint on ‘Strategic Pong Placement’ and a five-year vision for tailgate expansion,” the member said. “Also, he brought snacks. Really good snacks.”

Faculty reactions have been mixed. Some expressed concern over the sudden leadership change, while others admitted they were “honestly impressed.” 

Students, meanwhile, seem cautiously optimistic.

“If he lowers tuition and throws a decent party, I’m in,” said sophomore Jake Miller.

In response to questions about his qualifications, Mook remained confident.

“Leadership is leadership,” he said. “Whether you’re managing a university or deciding who forgot to pay for their way into the pong tournament, it all comes down to accountability.”

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